"I won't eat anything that has intelligent life,……" — Marty Feldman
"I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician."
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15 Quotes by Marty Feldman
Marty Feldman has 15 quotes on this site.
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He made us laugh, he took my pain away. I love you, Lauretta.
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Money can't buy poverty.
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It could be worse... It could be raining
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Hookers have to deliver on their promise... unlike politicians.
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You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend.
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Too old to die young, and too young to grow up.
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Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.
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Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient that you can't define, and…
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I don't enjoy anything while I'm doing it. I enjoy having done things, though.
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I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.
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I don't want to be a director. I want to direct. There's a difference.
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The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
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