Hookers Quotes

30 quotes by 26 authors

I'm like a monk with a taste for hookers. — Moby
You don't like to see hookers going down on players like that. — Murray Mexted
Hey Deion, Bubbelah - maybe you'd better pay a little less attention to those unfairly Draconian salary caps that only allowed you to acquire four… — Dennis Miller
One time we saw some hookers but when we got closer we realized it was Motley Crue. — James Hetfield
I dont know why everybody is giving Prince Harry a hard time. Hes like every other red-blooded American man - he wants to get drunk… — Nathan Lane
Hookers have to deliver on their promise... unlike politicians. — Marty Feldman
I guess you could say there are two Slashes. There's the crazy, rock-and-roll Slash, he's wild. And then there's the real Slash- he collects miniature… — Slash
We're all hookers in one way or another. — Kelly Cutrone
We got hookers with heaters that'll stray pop and put more shells in your top than Adidas. — Kool G Rap
My agent had told me that he was going to make me the Janet Gaynor of Englandâ€”I was going to play all the sweet roles.… — Ida Lupino
There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and hookers behind closed doors. I want my woman to be… — Al Goldstein
The only real difference between hookers, stippers, sluts and regualar women how many times you can hit them before they cry. Hookers can really take… — Zach Braff
Whereupon, at the tender age of thirteen, I set upon the path of playing nothing but hookers. — Ida Lupino
Hookers do tricks, magicians make magic. — Dick Christian
Congress is furious at the Secret Service for consorting with hookers, which has traditionally been Congress's role. — Andy Borowitz
Isn't it strange -- when you're single, all you see is couples, and when you're part of a couple, all you see are hookers. — Jim Gaffigan
My view on global warming is that it's a gigantic financial scam to funnel money to these countries that think they ostensibly are going to… — Don Imus
My songs are my hookers. I can't worry about how they are going to be treated; they just need to bring home the bacon. — Ester Dean
Who wouldn't want to vote for a guy who was a peaceful, radical, non-violent revolutionary; who hung around with lepers, hookers, and crooks; who never… — John Fugelsang
People always look down their noses at hookers. Never give you a chance because they think you took the easy way out, when no one… — Aileen Wuornos

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