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Him Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
- My boy is a mean kid. I came home the other day and saw him taping worms to the sidewalk, he sits there and watches…
- I come from a stupid family. My father worked in a bank. They caught him stealing pens.
- They say love thy neighbor as thy self , what am I supposed to do jerk him off too?
- My cousin is gay, I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section.
- When my old man wanted sex, my mother would show him a picture of me.
- Once when I was lost I asked a policeman to help me find my parents. I said to him, 'Do you think we'll ever find…
- Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
- What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
- My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him .... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said .... Alright.... you're…
More Him Quotes
- I'm hoping someday that some kid, black or white, will hit more home runs than myself. Whoever it is, I'd be pulling… — Hank Aaron
- I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies; for the hardest victory is over self. — Aristotle
- A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler… — Aristotle
- Yes, all fundamentalists feel that in a secular society, God has been relegated to the margin, to the periphery and they are… — Karen Armstrong
- There is in every madman a misunderstood genius whose idea, shining in his head, frightened people, and for whom delirium was the… — Antonin Artaud
- To insult someone we call him 'bestial. For deliberate cruelty and nature, 'human' might be the greater insult. — Isaac Asimov
- Today, the Iraqi citizen sees that America is coming and wants to occupy his country and kill him, and he is willing… — Bashar al-Assad
- If a superior give any order to one who is under him which is against that man's conscience, although he do not… — Francis of Assisi
- When suffering knocks at your door and you say there is no seat for him, he tells you not to worry because… — Chinua Achebe
- When I was doing Bean more than I've done him in the last few years, I did strange things - like appearing… — Rowan Atkinson
- Art is man's constant effort to create for himself a different order of reality from that which is given to him. — Chinua Achebe
- Fame often makes a writer vain, but seldom makes him proud. — Wystan Hugh Auden