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Hell Quotes by Jack Handey
- My young son asked me what happens after we die. I told him we get buried under a bunch of dirt and worms eat our…
- If you were a pirate, you know what would be the one thing that would really make you mad? Treasure chests with no handles. How…
- One question that's never been answered to my satisfaction by the "Playboy Advisor" is "What kind of stereo system works best in hell?"
More Hell Quotes
- Strong men greet war, tempest, hard times. They wish, as Pindar said, to tread the floors of hell, with necessities as hard… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
- What annoys the hell out of me is the arrogance of some people. They don't even listen to our music, they decided… — Billie Joe Armstrong
- To different minds, the same world is a hell, and a heaven. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
- I used too be the girl that would be soo happy to walk into the classroom and say'guess who just walked in… — Jasmine
- I don't even have voice mail or answering machines anymore. I hate the phone, and I don't want to call anybody back.… — Drew Barrymore
- Hell of a thing when a man's got good health, plenty of money and absolutely nothing to do. — Harrison Ford
- What the hell kind of man decides to dress up as a bat and run around the city? There's got to be… — Christian Bale
- You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black. — Charles Barkley