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Hell Quotes by Mark Twain
- There is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream, a grotesque and foolish…
- Dying man couldn't make up his mind which place to go to-both have their advantages, heaven for the climate, hell for the company!
- I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- All right, then, I'll go to hell.
- Strange a God who mouths Golden Rules and forgiveness, then invented hell; who mouths morals to other people and has none Himself; who frowns upon…
- That optimist of yours is always ready to turn hell's backyard into a play-ground.
- The test of any good fiction is that you should care something for the characters; the good to succeed, the bad to fail. The trouble…
- Well, my book is written-let it go. But if it were only to write over again there wouldn't be so many things left out. They…
- ...heaven for climate, and hell for society.
- Love your enemy, it will scare the hell out of them.
- Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- A religion that comes of thought, and study, and deliberate conviction, sticks best. The revivalized convert who is scared in the direction of heaven because…
- Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
- Travel has no longer any charm for me. I have seen all the foreign countries I want to except heaven & hell & I have…
- If you don't know what this means. It means go to heaven for happiness go to hell for anger. I hope you understand.
- New Year's Day - Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them…
More Hell Quotes
- Strong men greet war, tempest, hard times. They wish, as Pindar said, to tread the floors of hell, with necessities as hard… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
- What annoys the hell out of me is the arrogance of some people. They don't even listen to our music, they decided… — Billie Joe Armstrong
- To different minds, the same world is a hell, and a heaven. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
- I used too be the girl that would be soo happy to walk into the classroom and say'guess who just walked in… — Jasmine
- What the hell kind of man decides to dress up as a bat and run around the city? There's got to be… — Christian Bale
- You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black. — Charles Barkley
- I don't even have voice mail or answering machines anymore. I hate the phone, and I don't want to call anybody back.… — Drew Barrymore
- Let me go to hell, that's all I ask, and go on cursing them there, and them look down and hear me,… — Samuel Beckett