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- As you may have heard, the U.S. is putting together a constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? Think about it -…
- When Rick Perry was told about Kim Jong Il, he said, 'I never heard of him, but then again, I don't listen to that rap.'
- You're not famous until my mother has heard of you.
- Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan, called him a…
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- All music is folk music. I ain't never heard a horse sing a song. — Louis Armstrong
- I'd never heard of the 'Lord of the Rings', actually. So I went to the bookstore and there it was, three shelves… — Sean Astin
- A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. — Jane Austen
- Have you ever heard of a good marriage growing in front of the cameras? — Brigitte Bardot
- Nobody wanted the 'Roseanne' show. I heard from agents that there was no interest in a show about a fat woman and… — Roseanne Barr
- Cartoonist was the weirdest name I finally let myself have. I would never say it. When I heard it I silently thought,… — Lynda Barry
- I have no TV, thank God. I haven't heard anything about Tom Cruise, except that he had a baby, I think. — Emmanuelle Beart
- According to some Eastern religion, there is a belt that goes across the world, and I've heard that Minnesota is right in… — Melody Beattie
- I have not heard people in the Republican Party yet admit that they have a problem. And when they do say that… — Glenn Beck
- Leaders must encourage their organizations to dance to forms of music yet to be heard. — Warren G. Bennis