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Health Care Quotes by Jay Leno
- I'm trying to sum up President Obama's first 11 months in office. He gave billions to Wall Street, cracked down on illegal immigrants getting health…
- President Bush announced tonight that he believes in democracy and that democracy can exist in Iraq. They can have a strong economy, they can have…
- Saddam Hussein has raised the amount going to suicide bombers from $10 thousand dollars to $25 thousand. What's next, a health care plan?
- The IRS says it's been getting death threats since the health care bill passed because the IRS is going to be the ones in charge…
More Health Care Quotes
- Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health, knowledge and good judgement will always be in… — Roger Babson
- I always worked very hard against the unconstitutional individual mandate in health care. I didn't praise it. — Michele Bachmann
- Well, what did we buy? Instead of a leaner, smarter government, we bought a bureaucracy that now tells us which light bulbs… — Michele Bachmann
- There is a wisdom in this beyond the rules of physic: a man's own observation what he finds good of and what… — Francis Bacon
- When I gave birth to my fourth child, I suffered from post partum hemorrhaging. I almost lost my life. I was lucky… — Joyce Banda
- Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. — Dave Barry
- Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. — Joseph Addison
- Competition makes things come out right. Well, what does that mean in health care? More hospitals so they compete with each other.… — Donald Berwick
- Any health care funding plan that is just, equitable, civilized and humane must - must - redistribute wealth from the richer among… — Donald Berwick
- I've been to enough other countries in the world to know what happens when you have socialized single-payer health care. It works.… — Jello Biafra
- Exuberant health is always, as such, sickness also. — Theodor Adorno
- There's a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to… — Josh Billings