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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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If you take five white guys and put 'em with five black guys, and let 'em hang around together for about a…
— George Carlin
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Keep a thing happenin' all throughout.
— John Coltrane
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My trademark saying is probably “VAS HAPPENIN?!”
— Zayn Malik
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The jazz boom was goin' on then so there was a lot happenin' in New York at that time.
— Mose Allison
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My mind is gone, I'm spinnin' 'round And deep inside my tears I'll drown I'm losin' grip, what's happenin'? I strayed from…
— ProudLesbian
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Zayn in a horror movie. *Phone rings* Zayn: Vas Happenin? Killer: I see you. Zayn: .... Killer: .... Zayn: Do I look…
— Unknown Author
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Vas Happenin'!
— Zayn Malik
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Whats happenin', whats up, got patron in my cup!!
— Lil Jon
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I have a duty to myself to do the best that I can do at anything that I'm doing. And right now…
— Dr. Dre
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Sophisticated lady, pop it to the end, what it do, what the busi'. Baby girl, tell me what's happenin', what's happenin'?
— Baby Bash
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Dad? What's up Dad! What's happenin'? -Alexandra King
— The Descendants
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Oh gosh, I know, Im pushing 30. Its happenin and I feel it. I think 30s going to be a good year…
— Jessica Simpson
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