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• When you hand someone a camera, why do they act like you just asked them to dissemble a bomb? They take it…
• Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the…
• I can't do anything! I can't even have an English muffin!
• I have a new saying, what I see in Vegas, I am telling everybody.
• Quote/Unquote and you can quote me on the quote/unquote.
• It was peace. Peace is when you would shake the hands of the people around you. And you knew peace was coming…
• On stage I am the actor, director and the bouncer all at the same time. Fear does not exist in this dojo…
• When you're not in love, when you don't have love, everybody you know falls in love on like the same day -…
• There's estrogen running through my veins!
• When you don't have love, it is like there's a party going on and everybody was invited except for you ... and…
• When you see somebody walking down the street wearing a Superman t-shirt, you just want to shoot them in the chest ...…
• I was very good at kickball ... I was wonderful at ah doing that kick and your leg goes up and your…

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