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Halloween Quotes by Jay Leno
- According to USA Today, 74 percent of Americans plan to hand out candy this Halloween. Although President Obama thinks it should be just the top…
- Now, I have a Halloween mask I think you might get a kick out of. That's scary.
- Here is a very inexpensive costume idea. Wear a re-elect Obama button and go out as a journalist.
- America needs ObamaCare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
More Halloween Quotes
- It's a character that I always found really likable. I'm fond of Zorro because he was a popular figure who worked for… — Antonio Banderas
- Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to. — Richard Harris Barham
- There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world. — Jean Baudrillard
- The worst thing about Halloween is, of course, candy corn. It's unbelievable to me. Candy corn is the only candy in the… — Lewis Black
- I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis. — Humphrey Bogart
- Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. — Napoleon Bonaparte
- History is malleable. A new cache of diaries can shed new light, and archeological evidence can challenge our popular assumptions. — Ken Burns
- Fear is static that prevents me from hearing myself. — Samuel Butler
- I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' — Drew Carey
- There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. — George Carlin
- Fear has many eyes and can see things underground. — Miguel de Cervantes
- I dressed up as a veterinarian for a Halloween costume party. I had the lab coat. I got a couple of stuffed… — Tracy Chapman