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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse.
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I asked no odds and I give none. A guy got in my way, I run over him.
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If Michael Jordan was a damn plumber, he couldn't get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good.
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I used to not stutter any. Oh, I did when I was a kid, I stuttered, I had a bad stutter until…
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Just recently up in Utah, some guy got 55 years for selling an ounce of pot to an undercover agent.
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Wanna give a shout-out to the Fry Guy, got much love fo the Fry Guy? let me get a cold drank, need…
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