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Guy Quotes by Louis C. K.
- How do women still go out guys, when you consider that there is no greater threat to women than men? We're the number one threat…
- I read something in the paper that really confused me the other day. It said that 80 percent of the people in New York are…
- Every year white people add 100 years to how long ago slavery was. I've heard educated white people say, 'slavery was 400 years ago.' No…
- Most people are dead. Hitler. Ray Charles. Some other guys. But mostly those two.
- Bill Gates has 90 billion dollars ... If I had 90 billion dollars, I wouldn't have it for long because I would just dream of…
- If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you…
- If I owned a network, I would never let a guy just put people on without telling me who they are.
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