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Guy Quotes by Jay Leno
- A Christmas tree--the perfect gift for a guy. The plant is already dead.
- Anybody who gives their car to a valet isn't a car guy
- If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy.
- Stephen Hawking is getting a divorce. That's scary. If the smartest guy in the world can't figure out women, we're screwed.
- A fitness instructor in Maine has been charged with running a prostitution business out of her Zumba dance studio. Authorities first got suspicious when they…
- Yesterday President Obama said, 'We can't continue to treat tax money like monopoly money.' Oh really - how come all those guys on Wall Street…
- With the presidential debates right around the corner, John Kerry is going to play Mitt Romney to help the President prepare for the debates. That's…
- After saying the jobs bill is paid for, President Obama now says that it will be paid for by raising taxes over 10 years. I…
- A man in Florida has been arrested for wearing a President Obama mask while robbing a McDonald's. To show you how good this guy's disguise…
- More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes Viagra and he has as many as six mistresses. No wonder Congress is reluctant…
- Now see, a lot of critics are saying Arnold can't get elected because he's just an ambitious guy with a famous name, who doesn't know…
- President Clinton, this guy is sharp. Boy, he gave Hillary the most romantic Valentine's gift today, a huge rose garden. Where would he get that?
- Al Gore has found a new job. He is going to teach journalism at Columbia University, which is ironic isn't it? The guy who did…
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- It's fair to say that, by 'X-Men 3,' Wolverine had gone a little soft, and I agree with them there. What fans… — Hugh Jackman