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Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
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Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today? This rainbow…
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Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you know, the…
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Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and nothing to…
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Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.
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If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?
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I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the 1981 Charleston…
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Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not the president.…
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First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in' the society…
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If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.
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I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it live? How…
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Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.
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Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not the president.…
— Stephen Colbert
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The highest grossing films have great, moral messages - not dirty, base themes, so we're trying to get producers to make more…
— Morgan Brittany
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Grossing Out dealt with the western nations selling arms to the Third World and exploiting these countries.
— Terry Southern
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The high-grossing films are not all that interesting to me, I have to say. It's not stuff I would want to be…
— Edie Falco
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Three of the top six documentaries of all time, grossing, are made by me.
— Michael Moore
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The embarrassing thing is that my salad dressing is out-grossing my films.
— Paul Newman
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Smoking a escubano, guzzle my second bottle. Hope I dont catch a homo, grossing our net.
— Unknown Author
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Things like my baby and my wife are a lot more important to me than being in one of the top ten…
— Ryan Phillippe
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To be honest with you, since 'Ocean's 11,' 'The Hangover' has become a movie that defines Vegas. Anybody in Vegas will tell…
— Todd Phillips
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