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Louis C. K. has 184 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I found out that I'm a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don't know what I'm doing.…
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When my kids were younger, I used to avoid them. I used to sit on the toilet 'til my legs fell asleep.…
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Fathers have skills that they never use at home. You run a landscaping business and you can't dress and feed a four-year-old?…
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People say there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30 years, a…
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People come back from flights and tell you a story like it's a horror story. That's how bad they make it sound.…
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Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won't take away your manhood; it will…
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...Then I got divorced and everything changed, and I became a father in a whole new way and found a whole new…
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When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from…
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One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people.…
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How do women still go out guys, when you consider that there is no greater threat to women than men? We're the…
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There's a reason it's called 'girls gone wild' and not 'women gone wild'. When girls go wild, they show their tits. When…
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You know what, it's not your life, it's life. Life is bigger than you, if you can imagine that. Life isn't something…
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Sorry, there´s no magic bullet. You gotta eat healthy and live healthy to be healthy and look healthy. End of story.
— Morgan Spurlock
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I've gotta breathe it, I've gotta eat it, I've gotta sleep it and until you get there you will never be successful…
— Eric Thomas
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You gotta eat lightning and crap thunder!
— Shane McMahon
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You gotta eat right, you gotta have healthy habits, you know, and balance out your decadence with a healthy lifestyle during the…
— Talib Kweli
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My man said life aint easy but niggas gotta eat thats when shit get greasy.
— Lupe Fiasco
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Hold up! I'm on the hill. If you shake it up, better let it chill. Creekwater still steals, Baby's gotta eat so…
— Yelawolf
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I'm gettin my lunch like noon I gotta eat, Scarface with diamond teeth .
— Lil Wayne
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Man I aint trying yo lose weight, I gotta eat when its lunch and I dont like leftovers put me in the…
— Webbie
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But it is what it is, gotta eat right? Cop them things they be whiter than your teeth right?
— Young Jeezy
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Papa gotta eat, niggas shooting right around my mama way. Cops run in my sister crib, I swear I gotta find a…
— Meek Mill
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I am thirsty for that bread I gotta eat.
— Michael Myers Jr
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I'm buying a Cinnabonat the airportI arrived at. You understand why that's extra disgusting, right? Because when you're at the airport you're…
— Louis C. K.
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