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George Carlin has 565 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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I've got stuff about airline mergers, which just shows that my stand-up is getting more insane by the minute.
— Lewis Black
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I've always got stuff in my head in case I meet somebody like Steven Spielberg or someone like that, where I can…
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You know, a one-term president with some balls who actually got stuff done would have been, in the long run of the…
— Matt Damon
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I've got my own studio, and I've got four- to five-hundred unreleased tracks. I've got stuff that's electronic, orchestral, jazz, I've got…
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Sade's stuff is real deceptive. She's got stuff about prostitutes, poverty and people on the streets.
— Lucinda Williams
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You're really spread out now, you've got stuff all over the WORLD! You've got stuff at home, stuff in storage, stuff in…
— George Carlin
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I bet if you look at the average teenager and the average adult, the average teenager has read more books in the…
— John Green
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Im in a continuous death battle with my own body, I injured myself a lot on Gladiator, I actually injured myself on…
— Russell Crowe
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