Golf Quotes

1965 Golf quotes by 664 unique authors

To quit between tee and green is more habit-forming than drinking a highball before breakfast. — Sam Snead
I don't need to know where the green is. Where is the golf course? — Babe Ruth
Golf got complicated when I had to wear shoes and begin thinking about what I was doing. — Sam Snead
It's the most humbling sport ever. It's like a lousy lover. It's like some guy who's never there when you need him. Every once in… — Dinah Shore
By the time you get to your ball, if you don't know what to do with it, try another sport. — Julius Boros
Baffling late-life discovery: Golfers wear those awful clothes on purpose. — Herb Caen
I miss. I miss. I miss. I make. — Seve Ballesteros
He's hit it fat.... It will probably be short.... It just hit the front edge of the green.... It's got no chance.... It's rolling toward… — Jimmy Demaret
Golf is typical capitalist luncay. — George Bernard Shaw
Unfortunately, the suit is so stiff, I can't do this with two hands, but I'm going to try a little sand-trap shot here. — Alan Shepard
Got more dirt than ball. Here we go again. — Alan Shepard
Miles and miles and miles. — Alan Shepard
Because of the suit I was wearing, I couldn't make a good pivot on the swing. And I had to hit the ball with one… — Alan Shepard
The suit was so clumsy, being pressurized, it was impossible to get two hands comfortably on the handle and it's impossible to make any kind… — Alan Shepard
Then I thought, with the same clubhead speed, the ball's going to go at least six times as far. There's absolutely no drag, so if… — Alan Shepard
G is for Green, that's constructed to roll in every direction away from the hole. — Richard Armour
Golf is a spiritual game. It's like Zen. You have to let your mind take over. — Amy Alcott
Wherever we play golf, people come out here to get autographs. They obviously come out to watch us play and see us in action, but… — Bernhard Langer
I screwed up. It's all on me. I know that...All these hiccups I have, they must be for a reason. All this is just a… — Greg Norman
The pressure makes me more intent about each shot. Pressure on the last few holes makes me play better. — Nancy Lopez
There's something intrinsically therapeutic about choosing to spend your time in a wide, open park-like setting that non-golfers can never truly understand. — Charles Rosin
I don't think you would have missed that putt, but in these circumstances, I would never give you the opportunity. — Jack Nicklaus
If I had won...all those other championships, my life might be totally different, but I didn't win. It's not going to affect my life. — Greg Norman
I just never subscribed to the theory that at age 55, you fall off the face of the earth on the Tour...I always felt that… — Hale Irwin
I had a 15th club in my bag. — Ben Crenshaw

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