Golf Quotes

1965 Golf quotes by 664 unique authors

Golf is a game in which you claim the privileges of age, and retain the playthings of childhood. — Samuel Johnson
A typical day in the life of a heavy metal musician consists of a round of golf and an AA meeting. — Billy Joel
Fear comes in two packages fear of failure, and sometimes, fear of success. — Tom Kite
Talking about golf is always boring. Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part where you try to hit the little ball; only the… — Dave Barry
Golf is like life in a lot of ways - All the biggest wounds are self-inflicted. — William J. Clinton
The earth is Godʹs golf ball. — Don Van Vliet
His golf bag does not contain a full set of irons. — Robin Williams
When you fall in love with golf, you seldom fall easy. Itʹs obsession at first sight. — Thomas Boswell
Golf is an exercise in Scottish pointlessness for people who are no longer able to throw telephone poles at each other. — Florence King
Golf is not a fair game, so why build a course fair? — Pete Dye
I didn't miss the putt. I made the putt. The ball missed the hole. — Peter Jacobsen
Golf without bunkers and hazards would be tame and monotonous. So would life. — B. C. Forbes
If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it would've been a great shot. — Sam Snead
The worst advice in golf is, 'Keep your head down.' — Patty Sheehan
Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing. — Tim Allen
This golfer has a wicked slice. And quite a follow-through. That's why his partner, who stood too close, Is on the green in two. — Richard Armour
Some golfers blast their ball from traps, With one adroit explosion, But others, out in ten perhaps, Depend upon erosion. — Richard Armour
The life of the golfer is not all gloom; There's always the lies in the locker room. — Sammy Cahn
In golf I am one under; one under a tree, one under a rock, and one under a bush. — Gerry Cheevers
Life is nothing but a memory. People who dwell on the bad ones aren't going to have a whole lot of good ones coming up. — John Daly
Trouble shots are surprisingly easy if you activate your imagination. You simply must be able to imagine exactly what flight the ball will take before… — Walter Hagen
I always think before an important shot: What is the worst that can happen on this shot? I can whiff it, shank it, or hit… — Cary Middlecoff
When Nicklaus plays wells well, he wins. When he plays badly, he finishes second. When he plays terribly, he finishes third. — Johnny Miller
That's great. They should put the hole in the fairway. — Colin Montgomerie
Much of anyone's game is played (or should be played) in the short six-inch course between the ears. — Louise Suggs

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