Golf Quotes

1965 Golf quotes by 664 unique authors

The Old Testament is responsible for more atheism, agnosticism, disbelief - call it what you will - than any book ever written; it has emptied… — A A Milne
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. — Chi Chi Rodriguez
Sam Snead was born with a natural ability to keep his bar bills as low as his golf scores. — Jimmy Demaret
Does Grandpa love to baby-sit his grandchildren? Are you kidding? By day he is too busy taking hormone shots at the doctor's or chip shots… — Hal Boyle
I just hitch up my girdle and let 'er fly. — Babe Didrikson Zaharias
I don't know why that putt hung on the edge. I'm a clean liver. It must be my caddie. — JoAnne Carner
Once when I'd been in a lot of bunkers, my caddie told me he was getting blisters from raking so much. — JoAnne Carner
Remember the basic rule. Make friends with your caddie and the game will make friends with you. How true this is. It is easy to… — Stephen Potter
The only time I talk on the golf course is to my caddie. And then only to complain when he gives me the wrong club. — Seve Ballesteros
She knows how to hang on to my money. I wish her mom were the same way. — Unknown Author
My caddie dared me to try it, but I didn't think it was worth losing a ball. — Ian Woosnam
Golfers should not fail to realize that it is a game of great traditions, of high ideals of sportsmanship, one in which a strict adherence… — Unknown Author
The rules are simple and easily understood by anyone who has once seen the game, but to the totally uninitiated they appear to be hopelessly… — Unknown Author
Why am I using a new putter? Because the last one didn't float too well. — Craig Stadler
Golf is an ideal diversion, but a ruinous disease. — B. C. Forbes
Be funny on a golf course? Do I kid my best friend's mother about her heart condition? — Phil Silvers
To help your concentration, don't take too much time. — Unknown Author
When I'm in this state, everything is pure, vividly clear. I'm in a cocoon of concentration. — Unknown Author
Bad Sausage and five bogeys will give you a stomach ache every time. — Unknown Author
A good golf course is like good music. It does not necessarily appeal the first time one plays it. — Alister MacKenzie
I have always wanted to live where one could practice (golf) shots in one's pajamas before breakfast. — Alister MacKenzie
The chief object of every golf architect or greenkeeper worth his salt is to imitate the beauties of nature so closely as to make his… — Alister MacKenzie
On the value of blind shots to golf course design. — Alister MacKenzie
Golf is a game, and talk and discussion is all to the interests of the game. Anything that keeps the game alive and prevents us… — Alister MacKenzie
Golf courses are becoming far too long. Twenty years ago we played three rounds of golf a day and considered we had taken an interminably… — Alister MacKenzie

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