Golf Quotes

1965 Golf quotes by 664 unique authors

Gerry Ford is easy to spot on the course. He drives the cart with the red cross painted on top. — Bob Hope
Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't… — Bob Hope
Vice President Spiro Agnew can not cheat on his score : because all you have to do is look back down the fairway and count… — Bob Hope
My old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he's lost it. The string came off! — Bob Hope
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side… — Bob Hope
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes. — Bob Hope
Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells 'Fore!' the guy he's hit is… — Bob Hope
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he's now my golf bag. — Bob Hope
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about. — Bob Hope
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass. — Bob Hope
It's not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course - you just follow the wounded. — Bob Hope
We're on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It's a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf. — Bob Hope
The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark... — Bob Hope
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot. — Bob Hope
I tell jokes to pay my green fees. — Bob Hope
Nobody ever remembers who finished second at anything. — Jack Nicklaus
Nobody asked how you looked, just what you shot. — Sam Snead
Never let up. The more you can win by, the more doubts you put in the other players' minds the next time out. — Sam Snead
Mulligan: invented by an Irishman who wanted to hit one more twenty yard grounder. — Jim Bishop
You know what they say about big hitters...the woods are full of them. — Jimmy Demaret

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