"I tell jokes to pay my green fees." — Bob Hope

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• Pick up a camera. Shoot something. No matter how small, no matter how cheesy, no matter whether your friends and… — James Cameron
• If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race. — Fred Allen
• I get speaker's fees from time to time, but not very much. — Mitt Romney
• Workers must root out the idea that by keeping the results of their labors to themselves a fortune will be… — Lawrence Hargrave
• Since World War II, Japan has spawned enormous numbers of new religions featuring the supernatural.... In Thailand, diseases are treated… — Carl Sagan
• Number one, it is important that we fix the legal immigration system, because right now we've got a backlog that… — Barack Obama
• The only thing I'd rather own than Windows is English. Then I'd be able to charge you an upgrade fee… — Scott McNealy
• Tidy fees are the most effective remedy, both for the doctor and the patient. — Dario Fo
• Physicians of the utmost fame, Were called at once; but when they came They answered, as they took their fees,… — Hilaire Belloc
• I'd like to have two armies: one for display with lovely guns, tanks, little soldiers, staffs, distinguished and doddering generals,… — Jean Larteguy
• I was at a small private school in London. I wasn't very academic. My dad said to me, 'OK, you… — Robert Pattinson
• The admission fee was a viper's tongue and a half-concealed stiletto. It was a sort of intellectual slaughterhouse. — Groucho Marx

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