"If I could get my membership fee back,……" — Fred Allen
"If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race."
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93 Quotes by Fred Allen
Fred Allen has 93 quotes on this site.
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My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.
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An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.
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It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners…
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Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only…
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
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The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
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I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition…
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The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.
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An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.
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What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.
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A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.
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More Fee Quotes
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one of 109 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Pick up a camera. Shoot something. No matter how small, no matter how cheesy, no matter whether your friends and…
— James Cameron
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Since World War II, Japan has spawned enormous numbers of new religions featuring the supernatural.... In Thailand, diseases are treated…
— Carl Sagan
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The only thing I'd rather own than Windows is English. Then I'd be able to charge you an upgrade fee…
— Scott McNealy
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I'd like to have two armies: one for display with lovely guns, tanks, little soldiers, staffs, distinguished and doddering generals,…
— Jean Larteguy
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The admission fee was a viper's tongue and a half-concealed stiletto. It was a sort of intellectual slaughterhouse.
— Groucho Marx
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I tell my kids, what is the difference between a hero and a coward? What is the difference between being…
— Cus D'Amato
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St Helens denied early reports that the deals had been manufactured because they refused to sell Higham to rivals Wigan,…
— Sean Maguire
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I said, ok, I'll pay the licensing fee it. And [the AP] said, no, we want to claim damages. I…
— Shepard Fairey
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A man may as well open an oyster without a knife, as a lawyer's mouth without a fee.
— Unknown Author
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Why do I have to pay a reconnect fee when you all made the mistake?
— Jon Jones
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The securitisation of mortgages added a new dimension of systemic risk. Financial engineers claimed they were reducing risks through geographic…
— George Soros
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I got the idea for Netflix after my company was acquired. I had a big late fee for Apollo 13.…
— Reed Hastings
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