Tell Jokes Quotes
21 quotes by 18 authors
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
— Bob Hope
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Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them!
— Kathy Lette
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I don't want to see people decorating a house or digging a garden. As for guys like Jonathan Ross, he got an award there last…
— Ian St John
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I just wanted to be in show biz. I wanted to make music and sing and dance, tell jokes and stories, make ya smile, make…
— David Lee Roth
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I can tell jokes. I can talk to the audience. I can relax. I can change my songs whenever I want. I can change the…
— Robert Goulet
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Never, never tell jokes about a man with easy access to weapons of mass destruction.
— Peter Chernin
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There is no such thing as too much fun. People need to know it is O.K. to tell jokes and be happy.
— Drew Carey
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I never used to tell jokes on stage. Now I'm cutting up jokes all night long.
— Robin Thicke
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I'm a joke comic. I tell jokes. I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who…
— Dave Attell
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There's a glorious sense of freedom in comedy, just allowing myself to tell jokes, allowing myself to interrupt myself and tell old African folk stories…
— Neil Gaiman
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If you'd asked me then if I saw how big 'The Steve Harvey Morning Show' was going to be, I couldn't tell you. But I…
— Steve Harvey
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I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.
— Rainn Wilson
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We each get fifteen minutes before the Gamemakers to amaze them with our skills, but I don't know what any of us might have to…
— Suzanne Collins
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Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.
— Bob Hope
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And keep a sense of humor. It doesn't mean you have to tell jokes. If you can't think of anything else, when you're my age,…
— Art Linkletter
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I was pretty locked up emotionally as a kid - my family situation was tumultuous. But I was extroverted. So when I was in pain,…
— Lindsay Wagner
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They have what you call a black night where they have black people come in for just one night only to watch comedy, and you…
— Mike Epps
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I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes.
— Dave Attell
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A random person on the internet just said to me do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think youre funny…
— Ramandeep Singh
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I used to show you the happy side of me. I tell jokes, makes you laugh, wear a smile every time. But didn't you ever…
— Jahz Amandy
Who Wrote These Tell Jokes Quotes
18 authors contributed a total of 21 Tell Jokes Quotes as follows: