Tell Jokes Quotes

21 quotes by 18 authors

• I tell jokes to pay my green fees. — Bob Hope
• Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them! — Kathy Lette
• I don't want to see people decorating a house or digging a garden. As for guys like Jonathan Ross, he got an award there last… — Ian St John
• I just wanted to be in show biz. I wanted to make music and sing and dance, tell jokes and stories, make ya smile, make… — David Lee Roth
• I can tell jokes. I can talk to the audience. I can relax. I can change my songs whenever I want. I can change the… — Robert Goulet
• Never, never tell jokes about a man with easy access to weapons of mass destruction. — Peter Chernin
• There is no such thing as too much fun. People need to know it is O.K. to tell jokes and be happy. — Drew Carey
• I never used to tell jokes on stage. Now I'm cutting up jokes all night long. — Robin Thicke
• I'm a joke comic. I tell jokes. I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who… — Dave Attell
• There's a glorious sense of freedom in comedy, just allowing myself to tell jokes, allowing myself to interrupt myself and tell old African folk stories… — Neil Gaiman
• If you'd asked me then if I saw how big 'The Steve Harvey Morning Show' was going to be, I couldn't tell you. But I… — Steve Harvey
• I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes. — Rainn Wilson
• We each get fifteen minutes before the Gamemakers to amaze them with our skills, but I don't know what any of us might have to… — Suzanne Collins
• Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees. — Bob Hope
• And keep a sense of humor. It doesn't mean you have to tell jokes. If you can't think of anything else, when you're my age,… — Art Linkletter
• I was pretty locked up emotionally as a kid - my family situation was tumultuous. But I was extroverted. So when I was in pain,… — Lindsay Wagner
• They have what you call a black night where they have black people come in for just one night only to watch comedy, and you… — Mike Epps
• I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes. — Dave Attell
• A random person on the internet just said to me do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think youre funny… — Ramandeep Singh
• I used to show you the happy side of me. I tell jokes, makes you laugh, wear a smile every time. But didn't you ever… — Jahz Amandy

Who Wrote These Tell Jokes Quotes

18 authors contributed a total of 21 Tell Jokes Quotes as follows:

• 2 Tell Jokes Quotes by Bob Hope
• 2 Tell Jokes Quotes by Dave Attell
• 1 Tell Jokes Quote by Jahz Amandy
• 1 Tell Jokes Quote by Kathy Lette
• 1 Tell Jokes Quote by Ian St John
• 1 Tell Jokes Quote by David Lee Roth
• 1 Tell Jokes Quote by Robert Goulet
• 1 Tell Jokes Quote by Peter Chernin
• 1 Tell Jokes Quote by Drew Carey
• 1 Tell Jokes Quote by Robin Thicke
• 1 Tell Jokes Quote by Neil Gaiman
• 1 Tell Jokes Quote by Steve Harvey
• 1 Tell Jokes Quote by Rainn Wilson
• 1 Tell Jokes Quote by Suzanne Collins
• 1 Tell Jokes Quote by Art Linkletter
• 1 Tell Jokes Quote by Lindsay Wagner
• 1 Tell Jokes Quote by Mike Epps
• 1 Tell Jokes Quote by Ramandeep Singh