Golf Quotes

1965 Golf quotes by 664 unique authors

The older you get, the easier it is to shoot your age. — Jerry Barber
That divot is so deep, I will need a sod cutter to fix it. — Brian Weiss
Never take a mulligan on a par 3. A "hole in three" is not a fun story to relive. — Brian Weiss
The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest… — Chi Chi Rodriguez
I was asked by a golfer how to lower his scores. I replied start playing 9 holes instead of 18. I worked for me, it… — Brian Weiss
Golf is like smoking, I have been trying to quit for years. — Brian Weiss
I was on in two.... then again on four... — Brian Weiss
It breaks towards the center of the earth when it is above the hole. — Brian Weiss
I don't have any big secret about putting. Just hit at it. It's either going to miss or go in. — Ben Crenshaw
A good golf course makes you want to play so badly that you hardly have the time to change your shoes. — Ben Crenshaw
If we are to preserve the integrity of golf as left to us by our forefathers, it is up to all of us to carry… — Ben Crenshaw
You learn to accept defeat graciously in golf. Unlike other sports, the game itself is a constant opponent. It never stops. A golfer is fortunate… — Ben Crenshaw
I was horrified. Absolutely heart sick. All I could think of was that after 23 years together, I'd lost my faithful ally. I couldn't sleep,… — Ben Crenshaw
Winners are different. They're a different breed of cat. — Byron Nelson
Sam Snead did to the tee-shot what Roger Bannister did to the four-minute mile. — Byron Nelson
Every great player has learned the two Cs: how to concentrate and how to maintain composure. — Byron Nelson
The fact is all golfers are equipment junkies and professional golfers are the worst of the lot. They'll do anything to find the perfect putter… — Dave Marr
I was swinging like a toilet door on a prawn trawler. — David Feherty
Colin Montgomerie is a few French fries short of a Happy Meal. — David Feherty
That's the trouble with Nick. The only time he opens his mouth is to change feet. — David Feherty
The course is so long, I had to take the curvature of the Earth into consideration. — David Feherty
Playing Augusta is like playing a Salvador Dali landscape. I expected a clock to fall out of the trees and hit me in the face. — David Feherty
The world's No. 1 tennis player spends 90 percent of his time winning, while the world's No. 1 golfer spends 90 percent of his time… — David Feherty
Hagen said that no-one remembers who finished second. But they still ask me if I ever think about that putt I missed to win the… — Doug Sanders
Always count your blessings. Be thankful you are able to be out on a beautiful course. Most people in the world don't have that opportunity. — Fred Couples

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