Golf Quotes
- The last time I had this much fun was a root-canal operation. — Unknown Author
- It's [Augusta National] a difficult course and it doesn't make it easier when you have three shanks. — Ian Poulter
- The older I get, the better I used to be. — Lee Trevino
- The good chip allows you to whistle while you walk in the dark alleys of golf. — Tommy Bolt
- The reason the Road Hole at St. Andrews is the most difficult par 4 in the world is that it was designed as a par… — Ben Crenshaw
- The terrible beauty is that in the brotherhood of golf we are all the same - certifiable. — Sean Connery
- Never bet with anyone you meet on the first tee who has a deep suntan, a 1-iron in his bag, and squinty eyes. — Dave Marr
- A good one iron shot is about as easy to come by as an understanding wife. — Dan Jenkins
- The point is that it doesn't matter if you look like a beast before or after the hit, as long as you look like a… — Seve Ballesteros
- Thinking instead of acting is the number one golf disease. — Sam Snead
- If you're going to miss 'em, miss 'em quick. — George Duncan
- In golf, as in no other sport, your principal opponent is youself. — Herbert Wind
- Never try a shot you haven't practised. — Harvey Penick
- Give me a man with big hands and big feet and no brains and I'll make a golfer out of him. — Walter Hagen
- Golf is a game in which attitude of mind counts for incomparably more than mightiness of muscle. — Arnold Haultain
- The game lends itself to fantasies about our abilities. — Peter Alliss
- If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out. — Paul Gallico
- In golf, humiliations are the essence of the game. — Alistair Cooke
- The last thing you want to do is shoot 80 wearing 'tartan troosers'. — Ian Poulter
- It is impossible to outplay an opponent you can't outthink. — Unknown Author