Golf Quotes

1965 Golf quotes by 664 unique authors

If I've got a swing, I've got a shot. — Bubba Watson
I was shooting in the low 70s and 60s by the time I was twelve. That's the great thing about golf. It doesn't matter how… — Bubba Watson
Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be… — A. P. Herbert
I'll tell you what, I've been in some seriously bad places playing golf and it's just part of the game. — Tiger Woods
The next time I cry about golf it will only be with joy. It's not worth crying over golf for any other reason. After all,… — Rory McIlroy
A great deal of unnecessarily bad golf is played in this world. — Harry Vardon
All I want to do is do my shows and play golf. — Mickey Gilley
Anybody who plays golf will tell you that you play against yourself. — Martin Sheen
They say that golf isn't a contact sport. Not the way that we play it — Alice Cooper
I did not want to turn to playing golf because golf is about as much exercise as shuffling cards. — Bill Cosby
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the… — Bob Hope
How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. — Dwight D. Eisenhower
O. J. Simpson has already received the ultimate punishment: For the rest of his life he has to associate with golfers. — George Carlin
I played so bad, I got a get-well card from the IRS. — Johnny Miller
Ninety percent of putts that are short, don't go in. — Yogi Berra
I mean, I can actually say goodbye to the game of golf, never hit another golf shot the rest of my life and I'd be… — Greg Norman
It's odd that the word 'atheist' even exist. I don't play golf, is there a word for non-golf players ? — Neil deGrasse Tyson
I came to the realization a couple months ago that I am fat. If you get tired from walking - and that's all that golf… — Charles Barkley
When I go in for heart surgery, I want a full-time surgeon. I don't want some guy who just does it part-time between rounds of… — Don Meyer
I tell you what really fries my ass. When somebody gets on me for the way I look. Fat. Overweight. Well, I may be overweight.… — Bobby Knight
I also play a little bit of Tiger Woods once in awhile. Get on the golf course there, and pretend that I'm beating him. — Jason Kidd
I learn teaching from teachers. I learn golf from golfers. I learn winning from coaches. — Harvey Penick
Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. — Julius Boros
Some people play golf. Some are artists, Some jog. I like to write. — Barbara Boxer
emerald as heavy as a golf course, ruby as dark as an afterbirth, diamond as white as sun on the sea... — Anne Sexton

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