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- Godzilla's a monster for the '90s. He's been working out. — Hank Azaria
- Going to see Godzilla at the Palais of the Cannes Film Festival is like attending a satanic ritual in St. Peter's Basilica. — Roger Ebert
- Nature has a way sometimes of reminding Man of just how small he is. She occasionally throws up terrible offsprings of our… — Raymond Burr
- I miss my Dad. My Dad loved cheesy monster movies, so we'd have Godzilla movie marathons. Those are some of my favorite… — Ahmet Zappa
- I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your… — Jack Handey
- The Japanese scientists just found a 25,000-year-old mammoth in the ice in Siberia, and they're about to clone it... You think the… — Greg Giraldo
- In between training sessions, I'll often watch DVDs of King Kong, Godzilla or Frankenstein, just to keep my mind on the task… — David Haye
- The first movie that I saw was Godzilla and I loved it. — Pam Grier