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God Quotes by Joan Rivers
- If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
- Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to…
- Both of my parents got to see me host Carson, thank God. That's all anyone wants: to have their parents see they're going to be…
- Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
- I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
- I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
More God Quotes
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- Whatever man uses without the fear of God, whatever he applies to the mere gratifying of his flesh, cannot fail to operate… — Johann Arndt
- If I were to say, 'God, why me?' about the bad things, then I should have said, 'God, why me?' about the… — Arthur Ashe
- To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains premature today. — Isaac Asimov
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