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Louis C. K. has 184 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I found out that I'm a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don't know what I'm doing.…
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When my kids were younger, I used to avoid them. I used to sit on the toilet 'til my legs fell asleep.…
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Fathers have skills that they never use at home. You run a landscaping business and you can't dress and feed a four-year-old?…
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People say there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30 years, a…
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People come back from flights and tell you a story like it's a horror story. That's how bad they make it sound.…
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Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won't take away your manhood; it will…
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...Then I got divorced and everything changed, and I became a father in a whole new way and found a whole new…
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When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from…
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One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people.…
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How do women still go out guys, when you consider that there is no greater threat to women than men? We're the…
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There's a reason it's called 'girls gone wild' and not 'women gone wild'. When girls go wild, they show their tits. When…
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You know what, it's not your life, it's life. Life is bigger than you, if you can imagine that. Life isn't something…
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Boxing is a buzz, but I went into it to make a living. I wasn't going to go into the ring and…
— Frank Bruno
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Naggers always know what they are doing. They weigh up the risks, then they go on and on and on until they…
— Jools Holland
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Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth. Then, like a rat, they stop in fear and freeze.
— Mike Tyson
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When you get punched, you have to get up.You have no other choice. If you don't, you're not going to grow, you're…
— Scott Brooks
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Usually in fist fights you get punched in the face.
— David James Elliott
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If you're a cartoon character or most TV characters, sure, you'll fight, because the punches are juicy-sounding and they don't leave marks.…
— Louis C. K.
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Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth.
— Mike Tyson
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Don't turn around. 'Cuz you will get punched in the face. Don't make this worse. You've already gone and got me mad.…
— Avril Lavigne
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I don't remember you being this reasonable before, " Lissa said. "It's because everyone has different definitions of 'reasonable. ' Mine's just…
— Richelle Mead
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If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot.
— Green Monk
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Young bois dnt wunna get punched in they faces so they keep da burner on em and catch a bunch of cases
— Jadakiss
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Swag, me, the fuck, out 'fore you get punched in your fuckin' mouth.
— Odd Future
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