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Future Quotes by Jack Handey
- Eventually, I believe, everything evens out. Long ago an asteroid hit our planet and killed our dinosaurs. But in the future, maybe we'll go to…
- If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact.
- I hope in the future Americans are thought of as a warlike, vicious people, because I bet a lot of high schools would pick "Americans"…
- If they have moving sidewalks in the future, when you get on them, I think you should have to assume sort of a walking shape…
- When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.
More Future Quotes
- Most important thing in life is to keep moving irrespective of the facts that you r hurt u r broken or betrayed… — Anurag Prakash Ray
- Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. — Joe Biden
- You never know what will be your future. So stop worrying about future. Enjoy every bit of your life forgetting about what… — Anurag Prakash Ray
- If You Translate Every Mistake Of Your Life Into a 'Positive' One, You Will Never Be A 'Prisoner Of Your Past', .… — Ritu Ghatourey
- The future of Haiti must be linked to the respect of the rights of every single citizen. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Tomorrow Is My Exam But I Don't Care Because A Single Sheet Of Paper Can Not Decide My Future !! — Ritu Ghatourey
- Look back over the past, with its changing empires that rose and fell, and you can foresee the future, too. — Marcus Aurelius
- Sometimes I Dont Know Why I B0thered To Love When I Know For A Fact That It Will Always Be The Same… — Unknown Author