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Funny Quotes by Ron White
- I'd rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
- If you kill someone in Texas, we'll kill ya back.
- I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have…
- The next time you have a thought... let it go.
- You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
- You can't fix stupid.
- Everybody I know is a joke writer.
- I don't do any corporate work.
- I'm definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won't. Then three years later I will finally try it and it'll kill…
- I BELIEVE THAT IF LIFE GIVES U LEMONS U SHOULD MAKE A LEMONADE...AND TRY TO FIND SOMEONE WHOSE LIFE HAS GIVEN THEM VODKA,AND JUST PARTY…
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- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin