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Inspirational Quotes by Ron White
- I'd rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
- Apparently I ain't the only cat on the block digs cheetos.
- Naw, man, I like big, hard, throbbing co- (stunned pause) ...I did not know that about myself.
- If you kill someone in Texas, we'll kill ya back.
- You can't ride home on a bowl of goat.
- I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have…
- The next time you have a thought... let it go.
- I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.
- You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
- Diamonds - that'll shut her up... for a minute!
- Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
- You can't fix stupid.
- I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that's all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my…
- Everybody I know is a joke writer.
- I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
- I don't do any corporate work.
- I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
- My goal is just to become a better comedian.
- They call me Tater Salad
More Inspirational Quotes
- This is the precept by which I have lived: Prepare for the worst; expect the best; and take what comes. — Hannah Arendt
- There are no dangerous thoughts; thinking itself is dangerous. — Hannah Arendt
- Storytelling reveals meaning without committing the error of defining it. — Hannah Arendt
- By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. — Hannah Arendt
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- Action without a name, a who attached to it, is meaningless. — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore… — Pietro Aretino
- Perugia is my true fatherland because there I grew to manhood. — Pietro Aretino
- I want to do what I want when I want to do it not be dictated to by audiences. — Dario Argento
- I went through a phase where I thought nostalgia was a bad thing. — Dario Argento
- In Italy the censor is very old and there are many judges and psychiatrists who analyse you. — Dario Argento