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You Quotes by Ron White
- I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have…
- The next time you have a thought... let it go.
- You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
- You can't fix stupid.
- There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go…
- You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out.
- I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you're a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.
- The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can't even spell. I…
- But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get…
- I really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old. He's probably the best comedian who…
- If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it's being true to their nature... that's what takes…
- My only goal is to make you laugh, not tell you the truth.
More You Quotes
- Dedicate yourself to the good you deserve and desire for yourself. Give yourself peace of mind. You deserve to be happy. You… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore… — Pietro Aretino
- If you want to annoy your neighbors, tell the truth about them. — Pietro Aretino
- Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want… — Pietro Aretino
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- In Italy the censor is very old and there are many judges and psychiatrists who analyse you. — Dario Argento
- I do think the heart can balance out the mind, if your heart is in a good place it can give you… — Alexis Arguello
- I believe more in precision, when you have the capability, like when you see a mosquito fly and you're able to hit… — Alexis Arguello
- I'd take precision any day over power; as far as being tactical you know you have to see what's going on in… — Alexis Arguello
- Haiti, Haiti, the further I am from you, the less I breathe. Haiti, I love you, and I will love you always.… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- When you care about human beings, you do your best to not repress and to not let people to repress and to… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide