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Funny Quotes by Joseph Heller
- I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service.
- Let someone else get killed!
- If God was dead, how could I feel this bad?
- Everything passes. (That's what makes it endurable.)
- That's some catch, that Catch-22," he observed. It's the best there is," Doc Daneeka agreed.
- But how can one be warm alone?
- ...[A]nything worth dying for ... is certainly worth living for.
- Well, he died. You don't get any older than that.
- When people disagreed with him he urged them to be objective.
- Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's in his office.
- Who's they?" He wanted to know. "Who, specifically, do you think is trying to murder you?" "Every one of them," Yossarian told him. "Every one…
- They couldn't keep Death out, but while she was in she had to act like a lady.
- Nately had a bad start. He came from a good family.
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- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
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