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- I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private individuals.
- The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.
- Let someone else get killed!
- There's a rule saying I have to ground anyone who's crazy ... There's a catch. Catch-22. Anyone who wants to get out of combat duty…
- Well, he died. You don't get any older than that.
- Clevinger had a mind, and Lieutenant Scheisskoph had noticed that people with minds tended to get pretty smart at times.
- The enemy," retorted Yossarian with weighted precision, "is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on, and that includes Colonel…
- Clevinger was a troublemaker and a wise guy. Lieutenant Scheisskopf knew that Clevinger might cause even more trouble if he wasn't watched. Yesterday it was…
- After he made up his mind to spend the rest of the war in the hospital, Yossarian wrote letters to everyone he knew saying that…
- What do you do when it rains?" The captain answered frankly. "I get wet.
- Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry.
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