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Them Quotes by Joseph Heller
- They can do anything we can't stop them from doing.
- The Lord gave us farmers two strong hands so we could grab as much as we could with both of them.
- Hungry Joe collected lists of fatal diseases and arranged them in alphabetical order so that he could put his finger without delay on any one…
- There was only one catch and that was Catch22, which specified that a concern for one's safety in the face of dangers that were real…
- Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust upon them.
- There was only one catch and that was Catch-22. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he…
- I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long.
- The country was in peril; he was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them.
- ¨ Oh, I´m not complaining. I know there´s a war on. I know a lot of people are going to have to suffer for us…
- What would they do to me," he asked in confidential tones, "if I refused to fly them?" We'd probably shoot you," ex-P.F.C. Wintergreen replied. We?"…
- When people disagreed with him he urged them to be objective.
- To Yossarian, the idea of pennants as prizes was absurd. No money went with them, no class privileges. Like Olympic medals and tennis trophies, all…
- Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. With Major Major it had been all three.…
- Who's they?" He wanted to know. "Who, specifically, do you think is trying to murder you?" "Every one of them," Yossarian told him. "Every one…
- You have deep-seated survival anxieties. And you don't like bigots, bullies, snobs or hypocrites. Subconsciously there are many people you hate." "Consciously, sir, consciously," Yossarian…
- Now you've given them hope, and they're unhappy. So the blame is all yours.
- Someone had to do something sometime. Every victim was a culprit, every culprit a victim, and somebody had to stand up sometime to try to…
- I’m not running away from my responsibilities. I’m running to them. There’s nothing negative about running away to save my life.
- Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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