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Funny Quotes by Joe E. Lewis
- I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate…
- I don’t drink anymore - just the same amount.
- We can afford almost any mistake once.
- I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
- I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks
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- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
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- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin