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Drinking Quotes by Joe E. Lewis
- I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.
- I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors.
- Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.
- I drink to forget I drink.
- I always wake up at the crack of ice.
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