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Funny Quotes by Albert Einstein
- If A equals success, then the formula is: A=X+Y+Z. X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.
- Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.
- Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
- Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.
- If I had my life to live over again, I'd be a plumber.
- Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love
- I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice.
- The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all art and science.
- Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
- Common sense is merely the deposit of prejudice laid down in the human mind before the age of 18.
- Perfection of means and confusion of ends seem to characterize our age.
- Perfection of means and confusion of goals seem - in my opinion - to characterize our age.
- Only two things are infinite,the universe and the human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former
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- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin