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Funny Quotes by Albert Einstein
- Future medicine will be the medicine of frequencies.
- We owe a lot to the Indians, who taught us how to count
- Time does not exist - we invented it
- Was wirklich zählt, ist Intuition
- We are all very ignorant. What happens is that not all ignore the same things.
- If you've never failed, you've never tried anything new.
- Go out as far as you can go and start from there
- There's a genius in all of us.
- Everything is energy and that’s all there is to it.
- To have a better life we must keep choosing how we are living.
- Not all that counts, can be counted
- We can understand almost anything, but we can't understand how we understand.
- Fantasie is belangrijker dan kennis, want kennis is begrensd.
- Knowledge is limited.
- It is really a puzzle what drives one to take one's work so devilishly seriously.
- The ancients knew something, which we seem to have forgotten.
- Time is just something we invented to make motion seem simple.
- Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
- The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an…
- Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
- Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value.
- Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer.
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- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin