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Front Quotes by George Carlin
- When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.
- When you're born in this world you're given a ticket to the Freak Show. And when you're born in America, you're given a front row…
- The highly motivated people in society are the ones causing all the trouble. It's not the lazy unmotivated folks sitting in front of a TV…
- But when you're in front of an audience and you make them laugh at a new idea, you're guiding the whole being for the moment.…
- And off we go, out onto the highway looking for a little fun. Perhaps a flatbed truck loaded with human cadavers will explode in front…
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