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Former Quotes by Jay Leno
- Former Vice President Al Gore starring in a new documentary about global warming. I believe it's called [Leno snores]. ... The film actually features Al…
- Ex-convicts prepared the eggs for the White House’s Easter Egg Roll. It’s nice to see the White House reaching out to former members of Congress.
- President Obama admitted this week that a former girlfriend that he wrote about in his autobiography was made up and not a real person .…
- You know what you call the two winners of that $580 million PowerBall lottery? ... Former Democrats
- Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran…
- Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of LA in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran…
More Former Quotes
- Woman is fine for her own satisfaction alone. No man will admire her the more, no woman will like her the better… — Jane Austen
- As a former attorney general. I have the greatest respect for the criminal justice system. But it is not good at intelligence… — Kelly Ayotte
- (On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car. — Tallulah Bankhead
- When it comes to personnel issues, I act professionally and respectful of former employees. I just assume that's a two-way street. It's… — Michele Bachmann
- Never let your zeal outrun your charity. The former is but human, the latter is divine. — Hosea Ballou
- If those who are the enemies of innocent amusements had the direction of the world, they would take away the spring, and… — Honore de Balzac
- Let me start by saying, I'm utterly disgusted with the former members of the Dead Kennedys. — Jello Biafra
- Well, as a former small businessperson - I understand what's going on, I think in the business community. And businesspeople around the… — John Boehner