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Fish Quotes by Dave Barry
- Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
- The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins.
- Mother Nature clearly intended for us to get our food from the "patty" group, which includes hamburgers, fish sticks, and McNuggets- foods that have had…
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- Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. — Dave Barry
- The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. — Dave Barry
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