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First Quotes by Louis C. K.
- Someday, one of your friends is gonna get divorced, it's gonna happen, and they're gonna tell you. Don't go, 'ohhhh I'm sorry.' That's a stupid…
- When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just…
- I always tell my kids to cut a sandwich in half right when you get it, and the first thought you should have is somebody…
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- For though we love both the truth and our friends, piety requires us to honor the truth first. — Aristotle
- He who is to be a good ruler must have first been ruled. — Aristotle
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