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Feel Quotes by George Carlin
- The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
- Most of the time people feel okay. Probably it's because at the moment they're not actually dying.
- I thought of myself as an atheist until I realized it was a belief, too. It's a shame everything has to have a label. I…
- Religion - religion, at best - at BEST - is like a lift in your shoe. If you need it for a while, and it…
- Religion is sort of like a lift in your shoes. If it makes you feel better, fine. Just don't ask me to wear your shoes.
- Personally, when it comes to rights, I think one of two things is true. I think either we have unlimited rights, or we have no…
- I feel sorry for confetti. Its useful life lasts about two seconds. And it can never be used again.
- I don't know how you feel, but I'm pretty sick of church people. You know what they ought to do with churches? Tax them. If…
- I'm not a person who thinks they can have it all, but I certainly feel that with a bit of effort and guile I should…
- I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I…
More Feel Quotes
- As we all know, many people remain buried under tons of rubble and debris, waiting to be rescued. When we think of… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- I feel like obviously the standard for what TV looks like changes all the time. — J. J. Abrams
- Stories surge up out of nowhere, and if they feel compelling, you follow them. You let them unfold inside you and see… — Paul Auster
- Writing makes you feel that there is a reason to go on living. If I couldn't write, I would stop breathing. — Paul Auster
- Yes, all fundamentalists feel that in a secular society, God has been relegated to the margin, to the periphery and they are… — Karen Armstrong
- It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one… — Neil Armstrong
- No matter how busy you are, you must take time to make the other person feel important. — Mary Kay Ash
- Everyone has an invisible sign hanging from their neck saying, 'Make me feel important.' Never forget this message when working with people. — Mary Kay Ash
- Pretend that every single person you meet has a sign around his or her neck that says, 'Make me feel important.' Not… — Mary Kay Ash
- We don't have sources who are dissidents on other sources. Should they come forward, that would be a tricky situation for us.… — Julian Assange
- I feel like soundtrack music is almost like seeing the movie again, but with my ears. — Dave Attell
- People must feel that the natural world is important and valuable and beautiful and wonderful and an amazement and a pleasure. — David Attenborough