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Fats Quotes by Dave Barry
- 'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
- American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it.
- Albert Einstein, who discovered that a tiny amount of mass is equal to a huge amount of energy, which explains why, as Einstein himself so…
- Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT.
- One popular new plastic surgery technique is called lip grafting, or 'fat recycling,' wherein fat cells are removed from one part of your body that…
- Today's beauty ideal, strictly enforced by the media, is a person with the same level of body fat as a paper clip.
- Software is usually accompanied by documentation in the form of big fat scary manuals that nobody ever reads. In fact, for the past five years…
- For most celebrities, the biggest meal of the day is toothpaste (they use reduced-fat Crest).
More Fats Quotes
- All fat women look the same; they all look 42. — Margaret Atwood
- Nobody wants a fat lead singer. — Sebastian Bach
- Americans like fat books and thin women. — Russell Baker
- I think one of the biggest things that affects young women is when they hear their mothers using fat talk. — Tyra Banks
- It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it. — Roseanne Barr
- Nobody wanted the 'Roseanne' show. I heard from agents that there was no interest in a show about a fat woman and… — Roseanne Barr
- 'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. — Dave Barry
- I grew up in a family that was multifaceted, sexually oriented, and pretty much open to everything. And because I was working,… — Drew Barrymore