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Family Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
- I come from a stupid family. My father worked in a bank. They caught him stealing pens.
- I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the west.
- I come from a stupid family. My uncle heard that most deaths occurs within ten miles of the house...so he moved.
- My cousin is gay, I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section.
- One time my whole family played hide and seek. They found my mother in Pittsburgh!
- My family was a bunch of drunks. When I was six I came up missing, they put my picture on a bottle of scotch.
- I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
- My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
- I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
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- He who hath many friends hath none. — Aristotle
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- I grew up playing music and enjoying good food, friends and family in my own backyard. — Rodney Atkins
- Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. — Margaret Atwood
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- How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it. — Marcus Aurelius