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• Cats are very independent animals. They're very sexy, if you want. Dogs are different. They're familiar. They're obedient. You call… — Antonio Banderas
• If you call a cat, he may not come. Which doesn't happen with dogs. They're different types of animals. Cats… — Antonio Banderas
• We have to convince the people of Bucharest, who are dog lovers, to treat dogs like they treat their children… — Brigitte Bardot
• I can tell you that I'd rather be kissed by my dogs than by some people I've known. — Bob Barker
• Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise… — Dave Barry
• You will find that the woman who is really kind to dogs is always one who has failed to inspire… — Max Beerbohm
• I have always been an animal lover. I had a hard time disassociating the animals I cuddled with - dogs… — Kristen Bell
• Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the… — Robert Benchley
• A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. — Robert Benchley
• Never chain your dogs together with sausages. One must accustom one's self to be bored. — John Berger
• I just get the feeling that if Jesse Helms was in charge of art in America, you'd go into a… — Elayne Boosler
• Pigs are smarter than dogs, and both are smarter than Congress. — Elayne Boosler

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