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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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Sun worship is fairly simple. There's no mystery, no miracles, no pageantry, no one asks for money, there are no songs to…
— George Carlin
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Thirty to 40 years ago, most financial decisions were fairly simple.
— Scott D. Cook
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What's my philosophy? In a word, integral. And what on earth — or in heaven — do I mean by integral? The…
— Ken Wilber
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Social and political issues in general seem to me fairly simple; the effort to obfuscate them in esoteric and generally vacuous theory…
— Noam Chomsky
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What we initially conceived as a fairly simple geologic experiment on Mars ultimately turned into humanity's first real overland expedition across another…
— Steve Squyres
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I'm not that lazy, but I don't need that much money. I lead a fairly simple life.
— Karl Pilkington
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In theory, cars are fairly simple. If they don't start, it's either the fuel system or the electrical system. Teach yourself about…
— Adam Savage
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Advertising was fairly simple work, and I really just wanted a job where I could sit and write every day and not…
— John Hughes
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Has there ever been a more revealing moment this year? Let me just put this in fairly simple terms: Al Jazeera now…
— Karl Rove
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