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Faces Quotes by Joan Rivers
- My face has been tucked in more times than a bedsheet at the Holiday Inn.
- Anyone that says looks don't count is lying. Of course they do. Even babies go to the attractive face. It's the way humans work.
- No more Botox for me. Betty White's bowels move more than my face.
- I hate McDonald's. I don't want to order my dinner by yelling into a clown's mouth. If I want my face in a clown's mouth,…
- And since we're all adults here, let's be brutally honest-most babies are not actually attractive. In fact, they're weird and freakish looking. A large percentage…
- With this face, I need all the deals I can get.
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- I accepted the face that as much as I want to lead others, and love to be around other people, in some… — Arthur Ashe
- It is not fitting, when one is in God's service, to have a gloomy face or a chilling look. — Francis of Assisi
- The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. — Fred Astaire
- Every utopia - let's just stick with the literary ones - faces the same problem: What do you do with the people… — Margaret Atwood